Let’s face it — your dog isn’t innocent. They’ve committed crimes. Loud ones. Messy ones. Crimes against furniture, socks, and personal space. And you? You’d defend them in court without blinking.
We’re talking destruction of throw pillows. Repeated trespassing into “no dogs on the bed” territory. Smuggling snacks out of bags like a seasoned street thief. And don’t even mention what happened to that Amazon package…
But ask anyone in the Mob — a long rap sheet means one thing: experience. Street smarts. Spirit. Your dog might be guilty, but they’re yours. And every “offense” just proves how full of life they really are.
We made our Maltese tee for the ones who act innocent but have a record a mile long. We stitched attitude into the Schnauzer tee for those with an unrepentant bark. You don’t need to hide the mischief — you wear it like a badge.
Because in this family, we don’t punish the troublemakers. We promote them.
— Case closed,
