In a world of high-tech gadgets and smart devices, one thing remains hilariously low-tech — your dog’s love for treats. They may not understand Wi-Fi, but they’ve absolutely mastered the art of manipulating humans with a single look. If there was a QR code printed on them, it would link straight to “snacks, please.”
“Scan for Treats” is a funny, modern twist on just how treat-driven our four-legged friends really are. Whether it’s the sound of a crinkly bag, the beep of the fridge door, or the jingle of a jar lid, your pup is there — alert, hopeful, and ready to collect payment for being adorable.
This shirt is perfect for dog lovers who know their pup has turned “sit” into a side hustle and “stay” into a paid gig. It’s for the humans who’ve been trained by their dogs to deliver the goods with just the right tone of voice or tilt of the head. And let’s face it — we’re more than happy to comply.
If you’ve ever felt like your dog sees you as a walking vending machine, this one’s for you. They may not come with a barcode, but the message is loud and clear: scan, serve, repeat.
👉 Shop the “Scan for Treats” T-Shirt
Because every good dog knows
how to get what they want — no app required.
Tech-savvy and treat-ready,
The Goldfather
