In the MuzzleMob, every member brings something to the table. Some are sharp-eyed lookouts. Some are loyal muscle. And some? Some are pure charm wrapped in fur. But make no mistake — the dog you love says a lot about you.
We’ve seen enough collars and pawprints in this line of work to know one thing for sure: dog breeds carry vibes. And you, boss, you chose yours for a reason — even if you didn’t realize it.
The Pit Bull Owner
You’re calm under pressure. Protective to a fault. You’ve got that quiet stare that clears a room — and your loyalty runs deeper than blood. People misunderstand your type, but you don’t explain. You just act.
Sound familiar? Then this tee was made for your kind.
The Golden Retriever Type
You’re the diplomat of your crew. Charismatic, warm, but not to be underestimated. You don’t raise your voice — you just raise the standard. People trust you without knowing why. You bring calm to chaos, and you’ve probably got a friend in every neighborhood.
If that’s you, this shirt speaks your language.
The Chihuahua Diehard
Don’t let the size fool anyone — this crew runs on confidence. You’ve got a fire in your chest and zero tolerance for nonsense. You’re quick to protect, slow to forgive, and have a tendency to control the room from the couch. You might be petite, but your attitude shows up ten minutes before you do.
The Lab Lover
Dependable. Strong. Everyone’s favorite, but nobody’s pushover. You’re the backbone of the operation — the one everyone calls when things get messy. You don’t show off. You just show up.
What It All Means
It means you’re part of something bigger — something stitched together by loyalty, instinct, and the quiet knowledge that your dog isn’t just a pet. They’re your reflection.
That’s what MuzzleMob is built on. Not just cotton. Not just ink. Identity.
The streets talk. But loyalty? Loyalty speaks louder.
— The Goldfather
