Let’s be honest — you think you’re in charge. But if there’s a tail wagging in your home, chances are someone else is calling the shots. In the MuzzleMob, we know hierarchy, and your dog? They’re not just part of the family… they’re running it.
Look at the evidence: they control your schedule (walk times), your spending (toys, treats, beds fancier than yours), and even your sleep position (you’re the guest on that mattress). But do you mind? Not even a little. Because deep down, you’d take orders from your Yorkshire Terrier if it meant earning their approval.
It’s not about weakness — it’s about respect. That little furry boss has a code. They show up every day with love, loyalty, and just the right amount of chaos. In mob terms? That’s leadership.
So go ahead, wear that Cocker Spaniel T-Shirt with a Mafia Vibe. You’re not just showing breed pride — you’re pledging allegiance to the real Don of your house.
At MuzzleMob, we don’t just sell t-shirts. We salute the four-legged bosses who let us live under their roof, and maybe — just maybe — get a corner of the couch.
— Respectfully submitted,
